Name: Nicole Mintiens
Location: Bend, OR
Age: 28
Height: 5’7″
Weight: 135
Measurements: 36C-28-38
Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?): Six – Ears, navel and a couple discrete spots.
Relationship Status: Attached
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How do you like to say “hello”?
If I don’t know you, awkwardly, since I’m actually shy.

What were you doing five minutes before this interview?
Sending measurements to Gia Macool Swimwear (http://www.giamacoolbikini.com) for my NPC competition bikini.

What are some things you never leave home without?
I try to travel minimally, so I usually just grab my wallet, phone and a few bucks cash especially when headed out to see shows. Dancing with a purse is strange and uncomfortable.

What kind of underwear are you wearing?
Victoria’s Secret V-String – the best for working out or lounging around the house completing interviews.

What does your last outgoing text message say?
“And one more biting each other’s faces: [picture message]”. I currently have a litter of puppies and have been receiving requests for photos after people have seen them in person or in my live stream. Check out some of my hot streaming puppy love channel: www.ustream.com/channel/tregesy

If your life was a sitcom, what would it be?
I don’t watch TV so unfortunately (fortunately?) I can’t answer this question with a relative response.

What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most? Why?
My awesome talent of blurting out smart-ass comments when what I should have said was nothing.

What makes you laugh?
Just about everything. I have a very distinct bellowing truck driver laugh too. Sooo sexy.

Are you ticklish? Where?
Yes and nice try. I’m not revealing my weaknesses on these interwebs.

Who is the funniest person you know?
My favorite mustachioed Manhattan-ite, John Powers. Check him out on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComicJohnPowers

Let’s say I’m gonna give you $1,000 dollars. Where do you go to spend it? What would you buy?
I’ve recently decided a sectional couch would look excellent on my rear end. Therefore, I would probably figure out the easiest way to pay someone to make one appear in my house. Brand, store, color is irrelevant as long as it’s comfortable and in front of my TV for my NetFlix enjoyment.

What are some things guys do that get on your nerves?
Turning down my music or being overly concerned with appearance, hipsterism or bro-brah-ness.

What’s the first thing you look at when you meet a guy?
His eyes because it’s rude not to give someone you’re full attention especially on a first impression.

Describe your worst date ever.
Luckily I haven’t been on too many terrible dates. The worst ones are when the guy tries way too hard to impress me or the people around us. Total turnoff.

The musician you would most like to meet is…
William Elliott Whitmore – Mmmmmm…..

What was your first concert?
My first show was watching my brother’s punk bands as we went through high school together. He would get pissed when I developed crushes on his friends/bandmates. Unfortunately, this got me hooked on musicians and their passionate lifestyles.

What was the last concert you attended?
Sassparilla and McDougall at The Horned Hand in Bend, OR. I’m currently sad since I realized Mariachi El Bronx is playing Portland tonight and it somehow slipped my radar.

Name three of your favorite bands or artists.
My Pandora radio shuffle rotates between many artists but my top three styles would be The Murder City Devils, Bill Withers, and William Elliott Whitmore.

What is your favorite line from a song?
“Well I’ve had many different girls inside my bed
But only one or two inside my head
These days I cuddle up to my guitar instead
But oh, what I would give, not to stumble but to really fall in love
And I could substitute my singing for the sound of someone sleeping next to me.”

– “Substitute” by Frank Turner

What do you do to relax?
One of my favorite places is the sauna after an intense workout. Total stress reliever and reflection time. Although, nothing beats a beach vacation.

Name some things in your life you’re most proud of:
Paying my way through college while simultaneously earning achievements academically and in modeling but most importantly life lessons learned the hard way.

How do you like to say “goodbye”?
May you never drown in a vat of monkey semen.